Alter-Egos

Name: Alan Teo
Aliases: "Crazy Clown"; "IT"; "Bubbles"
DOB: 1981/06/18
Height: 5', 8"
Weight: 165 lbs.

Distinctive Trademarks: Large boils upon gluteus maximus

Profile: Subject is prone to mood swings and random bouts of schizophrenia. Seems to calm down at the sight of candy apples and/or rainbow-coloured toe socks. Preferred past times include nose picking and bed wetting. Subject is relatively harmless; physical appearance is purely an intimidation tactic, and subject is rather easily frightened by sunlight, rabbits, and daisies. Often requires his younger sister to properly apply makeup. Will put up a hissy-fit if others attempt to apply his makeup instead.