Supersize Me & My Friend

So yeah, me and my friend Henry hit up the Mandarin on Friday...

And to tell you the truth, it wasn't pretty...

The following are before and after pictures of my friend Henry's stomach:



To the left we see a healthy and decently sized stomach. And on the right, we see a bloated, food-filled, gas building gut...

The following is the sequence of plates that I myself devoured.



I probably would've been able to fit in another plate of food and another for dessert, but:

a) my mother forced me to eat a bowl of oatmeal before leaving the house, and...
b) the stupid waiters at the restaurant pretty much forced us to leave so that we wouldn't eat any of their dinner menu.

Whatever man, all I wanted was some chocolate cake...

Assholes...